Housesitting

My whole

Hand in the 

Almond jar 

Unnecessary 

Palm to nuts

Entitled, no?

Sleuth re: sex

Vibrator on 

The side table

Anal guide

On the shelf

Should I 

Expand 

My way

Of sex

The house 

Is home to

Whichever 

Guy is coming

And crying

Solitude finds

Me headached

Screenbaked 

Horny cold 

Panicked 

Poemed 

Pickled 

Tickled

Licked

Flicked

Afflicted 

Sorry